Like this Chloe wanna be (click the pic for more info):

Proenza Schouler could be:

Plus alot of other cool wares. Enjoy, and you’re welcome!

D & G

Dolce & Gabana Miss Rosa Lace Bag, $2275

Comic Gym Bag

Wonder Woman Tote

Gucci

Gucci Messenger Bag, $1900

Briefcase

Proenza Schouler $1600

Prada

Prada Madras Flap Bag, $2650

First off, before I tackle the insanity that is Valentino- Girl, what ARE you wearing? She is for whatever reason constantly photographed and this is what she leaves the house in?

ANYWAY! Here is Ms. Love-Hewitt with the Valentino Premier Bow Shoulder Bag. Yuck. You can see my earlier Valentino displeasure here. It just looks like they make a bag, then glue shit to it.

“Jerry, I made a leather bag!”

“Cool! I made a big leather bow with flowers on it!”

“Quick! Where did I put that hot glue gun?!”

See more Valentino insanity here.

How do I feel about the Kardashians? They built an empire off a member of the family getting nailed on camera by a rapper and they tend to all carry boring Birkins. So, I wouldn’t say I’m a fan.

However, Khloe has been catching my eye here and there. I posted earlier about her Givenchy, and today I see her with not only a Balenciaga, but a more interesting version! Hooray for Khloe? Yep, I said it.

Despite the fact that Mrs. Affleck has been wearing nothing but over sized shirts, jeans and sneakers since the girls were born, I’ll give it to her for this bag. However, it is a bit dressy for her here (even though she tried with those boots). That little handle is more for a “put together” look in my book. But hey, I can’t say too much. I am wearing flip flops and stretchy pants as I type.

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Look How Rich I Am

Here is Charlize Theron at LAX with a cool bag, and I have no idea what it is. Nor do I have the energy to find out right now.

Leather and canvas maybe? Who knows. But there she is, and there IT is, whatever it may be. Enjoy.

Need I say more?

We’re looking at her bag here, people. Not her butt.

She takes Louis Vuitton to the gym? Geez. I take that old, worn out, sweat smelling, three holes in it, polyester number from the discount bin at Target. You read that right. I can’t even afford Target, I have to hit the discount bin. And she’s got something worth more than my car slung over her shoulder.

But enough of that, its actually not bad for a logo bag. A bit more discrete than most LVs. However, we all know how I feel about boring ol’ Louis. They just slide by on their name now. Don’t even have to be creative designers anymore. Just take any bag design “X” off the shelf, slap an LV logo print on it and instant hit! $8,000 classic.

Now, let’s celebrate someone who is actually designing, and not getting by on a name alone, Crazy Boy. You’re welcome.

But back to business, celebrities and they’re overpriced handbags that we wish we had. We’ll start with the outbreak of more ad more Chloe bags in the hills. They are the more classic style of bags around, however, if you’ve ever picked one of these things up they are HEAVY!

We’ll start with everyone’s favorite addict, Lindsay Lohan. She opted for the Paraty Leather Satchel in blue.  Her Birkin is blue too…

Then we’ll move on to Jessica Alba. This girl has more handbags than I can keep up with. Her most recent choice is the purple Darla Suede Satchel. She has a tendency toward the more classic, satchel type bags, I’ve noticed.

But my favorite Chloe has to be the one sported by Bar, Katie, and Rachel: the Marcie Horseshoe. Can’t get enough.

Check back often, as I plan to add more as I see more celebs out with bags that cost more than 6 months of my rent.